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Text Post Fri, Jun. 01, 2012 1,864,514 notes

Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.

I don’t even have a computer.

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Link Post Thu, May. 31, 2012 18,037 notes

Petty Art: TEST YOUR KEYBOARD

superchalmers:

sleepysketchu:

darkliger269:

kuryree:

cancerously:

idkitmightbetoovulgar:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”


THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

IC BROWN OX…

THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPEDOVERTHELZYDOG




Ask me anything Thu, May. 31, 2012
awaytonothing Asked:
a) yes. its a butter substitute. b) I have no time for sleep. And you're already set to choke me when you come over next weekend, so I guess I can wait XP and c) my other friends in ethics are the fucked up ones, not me! They came up with it!!! :(

weird by association!





Ask me anything Thu, May. 31, 2012
awaytonothing Asked:
Also, if I were to whore it up with you, with my other, incognito, cougar-slut-pedophile half, my name has been determined to be "Olivio", because I make things go in easy.

….isn’t that a butter substitute? but… ew. just stop what you’re doing right now. you need pills or a nap or a slap in the face or something cuz you are mad fucked up.





Video Post Thu, May. 31, 2012 14 notes

youngfrankenteen:

Les Mis Trailer

IT’S HAPPENING I AM FREAKING OUT I CANNOT BREATHE

this article http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/les-miserables-trailer-anne-hathaway_n_1555300.html was an interesting read, if anyone is interested




Ask me anything Thu, May. 31, 2012 1 note
awaytonothing Asked:
I am very proud of 'douchepuffin'. Maybe its a superior race of male puffins that all have flow and smoke pot and sleep around with dem girl puffins. What.

I would personally find that to be an inferior race of puffin.





Ask me anything Wed, May. 30, 2012
awaytonothing Asked:
I like douchepuffin. And I replied. So ha. And I couldn't even...well...I could...just not in a violent way. Whatever the case, no I'm not gonna choke you, douchepuffin.

Now you’re just offending penguin-like creatures. I hope you feel good about yourself, bird hater.





Ask me anything Wed, May. 30, 2012
thedancingdetective Asked:
Like, who even are you?

YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE





Ask me anything Wed, May. 30, 2012
awaytonothing Asked:
Douchewaffle. Douchenozzle. Douchecanoe. Douchecake. Douchewhale. Douchepuffin.

stfu. you threatened to choke me.





Ask me anything Wed, May. 30, 2012
thedancingdetective Asked:
Get outta my face, ya nasty.

Don’t go all That’s So Raven on my ass!





Ask me anything Wed, May. 30, 2012
awaytonothing Asked:
Douchenoodle.

That’s not a good insult, I already told you that.





Ask me anything Wed, May. 30, 2012 1 note
thedancingdetective Asked:
God you smell like old hobo foot. Take a bath, ya hippie.

At least that smells better than you, you backed-up septic tank!





Ask me anything Wed, May. 30, 2012
awaytonothing Asked:
You're making me cry, you bastard.

Oopsie-daisy





Text Post Wed, May. 30, 2012 3 notes

Is there a Glee/Breakfast Club crossover or parody? Someone please enlighten me, I’d read that so fast.






Photo Post Mon, May. 28, 2012 9,229 notes

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